Does anyone have a pet monkey up for sale?

My birthday is coming up and it has always been my dream to have a pet monkey i am very gentle and playful with all animals i've had very many diffrent types of exotic animals like a millipede and my uncle bought me an alligator the millipede lived over two years then it should and the alligator was always fed and very friendly. If you are williing to tell me about a monkey sale for under $500 dollars or if your willing to give up one please let me know.